bless this writer and this entire episode
Bless Mark Sheppard for delivering that flawlessly
bless the creators for creating Crowley
Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.
Step 2: Click HERE
Step 3: Press f11
Step 4: Start typing frantically.
Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.
Step 6: ???????
Step 7: Profit
it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me.
Holy fucking shit. This has 80 thousand notes?!?!
THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE
i donT EVEN BUT YES
If I had arms I would kick you!
Actual threat I made yesterday because my arms were under a blanket.
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
Whole new meaning to boning
Flare, from Homestuck, slowed down 10%.
who would have thought making a slight speed change would turn an already great song into something beautiful?
originally by Clark “Plazmataz” Powell
With every sing piano key i can hear my heart getting ripped out again
This is gorgeous…..
Yet another thing I’m really liking today
even if you don’t like homestuck this is magnificent
- have you ever made a cup of tea so perfectly…..
- steeped the exact right amount of time
- just enough sugar stirred in
- exactly the right temperature to comfortably drink with breakfast
- and it’s so good that you get sad because who knows when this will happen again
i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried
You sat and cried presumably naked and covered in lady bugs though, which is pretty fucking awesome.
Lesson learned today. Ask whats in it before you drink from someone else’s flask, because while it can’t possibly be that bad, it could also be an equivalent to having 3 energy drinks in 30 seconds and a handful of vitamin pills after having already had 2 glasses of tea. I have had a whopping total of 1.5 energy drinks ever in my life and its been 5 hours and my heart rate is still not normal.